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What would YOU do if you were in the path of Dustin Brown? Find out how to keep internal bleeding to a minimum, and how to keep recuperation periods short by learning a few safety tips.


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Incident Report: 020808.

Ivanans vs McGrattan

 




Dustin Brown, magnitude 5.8




Weekend With Jack Johnson




Friday, February 15, 2008.
Los Angeles, California
33.735°N, 117.475°W





Incident Report: 020808


Wednesday, February 6, 2008 - 2:24pm
7-pounds 8-ounces, 19.5 inches
Los Angeles, California
33.735°N, 117.475°W


Congrats to Nicole, Dustin and Jake Austin Brown from all of us here at the Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics.



Tuesday, January 29, 2008. Period 1 - 12:15
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
39.952°N, -75.164°W


Episode: 012208


Tuesday, January 22, 2008. Period 1 - 03:44
Los Angeles, California
33.735°N, 117.475°W



Episode: 012208


Tuesday, January 22, 2008. Period 2 - 00:08
Los Angeles, California
33.735°N, 117.475°W






Dustin Brown - The Movie

Wednesday,1/18/08



Thanks Mateo!





Dustin Brown Early Warning Calendar: January 2008

Wednesday,1/1/08

Here at The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics, we have millions of dollars worth of the latest prediction and monitoring equipment being operated by hundreds of the greatest minds working in the field of Skate Tectonics today. So advanced is our research that we are now able to predict the time and location of many Skate Tectonic events, and are happy to be able to offer to the public a desktop sized wallpaper to assist in helping those in the path of Dustin Brown. Refer to your "Dustin Brown and You: A Survivor's Guide" preparedness manual for more information.


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Episode 121707


Monday, December 17, 2007. From 7:30pm to 10:30pm
Los Angeles, CA
33.735°N, 117.475°W



Dustin Brown Warning Calendar

Wednesday,12/12/07

Here at The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics, we have millions of dollars worth of the latest prediction and monitoring equipment being operated by hundreds of the greatest minds working in the field of Skate Tectonics today. So advanced is our research that we are now able to predict the time and location of many Skate Tectonic events, and are happy to be able to offer to the public a desktop sized wallpaper to assist in helping those in the path of Dustin Brown. Refer to your "Dustin Brown and You: A Survivor's Guide" preparedness manual for more information.


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53% owned. 100% PWNED
Sunday, 12/09/07

When 53% of Fantasy League owners have Dustin Brown on their team, that just tells us one thing - that 47% of the people who have a Fantasy Hockey team are clueless. These uninformed people are a possible threat to themselves, their communities, and their loved ones (provided their loved ones play in the NHL). This is why The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics exists. Our Mission Statement, if we actually had one, would probably say something about that.
There was a guy at the number 2 spot, but he wasn't an LA King and his name wasn't Dustin Brown, so we just cut him out in the interest of, oh... global warming or something.



Episode: 120307

Any player accumulating a goal, an assist and a fight during the course of a single game is said to have achieved what is known as a "Gordie Howe Hat Trick". A "Dustin Brown Hat Trick" is when a player gets a goal, an assist, and a partial decapitation of an opponent (see :30 mark of the video). We here at The Dustin Brown Institute of Skate Tectonics are still giddy about seeing one on Monday night.


Monday, December 3, 2007. From 7:30pm to 10:30pm
Los Angeles, CA
33.735°N, 117.475°W



 

Incident 112407 - Incident of undetermined origin

Incident: 111307 - Rob Blake Magnitude 5.9 - Epicenter Corey Perry

Incident: 110207 - Jack Johnson Magnitude 5.7 - Epicenter Milan Michalek

Historical Data: The "Klesla Incident of 07" - 6.5 Magnitude


Historical Data: The "2007 Jussi Jokinen Tumbler" - 4.7 Magnitude


Incident: 102307 - John Zeiler Magnitude 4.6 - Epicenter Greg Zanon


Incident: 101907 - Dustin Brown discovers Vancouver Canucks fault line

Incident: 101807 - Dustin Brown Magnitude 4.5 - Epicenter Kristian Huselius

Incident: 101207 - Lubomir Visnovsky Magnitude 4.8 - Epicenter: PJ Axelsson

Incident: 100607A - Dustin Brown Magnitude 4.1 - Epicenter: C. Backman

Incident: 100607B - Brad Stuart Magnitude 4.7 - Epicenter: David Backes

Incident: 031606 - Dustin Brown Magnitude 6.4 - Epicenter: Matt Cooke

 

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